Skins

Hello strangers.. this is kind of a random post, i mean, i don't really know what i'm going to say, but Jem told me i really needed to post something so that she can keep posting. I am meant to be reading Pride and Prejudice right now but clearly i'm doing this, and before this i was watching Skins.. AHA! I shall talk about skins. Okay so i'm now on season three. Basically, in case your unfamiliar, it's a show about angsty teenagers who have heaps of sex and take loads of drugs. The first two seasons focused on these characters...

Chris who is a fucking LEGEND

Anwar, he's funny but kinda annoying

Jal.. I HATE YOU. All she does is plays her fricken clarinet. Get off the show!

Cassie, who we all love even though she doesn't eat and overuses the words "wow" and "lovely"

Maxxie, who you all know i'm obsessed with

Sid, best friends with Tony and is in love with Michelle

Tony.. kind of a douche but we love him anyway

Michelle, Tony's galfriend

Confused yet? Just watch the show, seriously.. anyway, i became so attached to these characters and their completely shit ubringing, that when their two seasons ended i didn't want to keep watching skins because i was worried the new cast would disappoint me... HOLY SHIT I'M SO GLAD I DECIDED TO KEEP WATCHING, THE NEW CAST ARE LIKE 1000 TIMES BETTER! Kidding, that's harsh, but i love this season so much moreoroeoeoroeoe i'm so excited!! Okay, so the new season focuses on Tony's younger sister Effy and all of her friends..

This is Effy. She is literally a goddess and i am obsessed with her.

AND THIS IS FREDDY. 

OKAY, SO HIS MUM DIED WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND HE'S IN LOVE WITH EFFY BUT EFFY KEEPS FUCKING HIS BEST FRIEND AND HIM AND EFFY KISSED, RIGHT, SO HE ROCKS UP TO HER HOUSE BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH HER AND HER MUMS ALL LIKE 'FUCK OFF, SHE'S NOT HOME' AND HE WALKS AWAY. THEN HE LOOKS UP AT HER WINDOW AND SHE'S LOOKING AT HIM, AND THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER BUT THEN HIS FUCKING BEST FRIEND COMES INTO VEIW AND IS SHIRTLESS AND STARTS KISSING HER NECK AND EFFY LOOKS SO SAD AND FREDDY'S EYES JUST FILL UP AND HE LOOKS SO GOD DAMN HURT AND MY HEART ACTUALLY BROKE.. I HONESTLY AND SERIOUSLY FELT WHAT HE WAS FEELING AND IT WAS INSANE BUT SO AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME AND THEN I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.

Sorry if I gave away alot then but i seriously needed to get that out. Anyway, the reason i'm making this post is because Skins makes me want to be a super angsty like grungy teenager and people who know me are probably laughing because i'm such a goody goody but literally it makes me want to smoke and get drunk all the time.. can't say i want to rip everyones clothes off but you know, sometimes i just want to be Effy.. all the time actually. And Jem said she'd be angsty with me, so hooray! I mean.. FUCK YEAH! Is that what angsty people say? Okay, so if you see me wearing heaps of eyeliner and fishnet stockings with a dress that doesn't cover my butt, call me Effy.. please.

Love ya'll, GO WATCH SKINS. NOW NOW NOW!!

Harriet

Heyyy yahh :) i want to be on my gapp yahh

GAP YAH, OH HARRY
that was a good excursion.. anyway, i drew something for you guys today.. in maths
i didnt know WHAT WAS GOING ON, SO i resorted to somethign that comes more naturally (doodling.. derrr) He looks a lot better in person.. because this is backwards :( but yeah, thats him :)

WE HAD this geography tasky thing to like do a presentation on the type of people living in a particular house/area AND WE GOT A DREAM HOUSE IN PYRMONT, look at this place, imagine it with like a reading nook and all these cute couches etc etc <3 we got AA++ kidding.. we don't know, but our presentation was pretty incredible!

SOOO, i just asked dad to make my favorite dinner: Steak with crunchy golden potatoes and salad.. he did.. it was AMAZING and it was soo good we ate at like 5:45! heehee :)
ALSO I GOT A DOUBLE BED <3 ITS THE COMFIEST THING I HAVE EVER LAID MY BODY ON! except people.. they can be comfy

I am redecorating my room at the momento so everything (rainbow walls trinkets dolls crystals) EVERYTHING is gone, i will show you a photo when its done but a littttle preview here are some chairs:
When i say chairS its plural because there are two.. you totally can't see what they look like.. but yeah
im also getting a typewriter and record player IM SO EXCITED :) YAYAYAYYAA

OKAY im going to start studying for the yearlies.. because im a nerd like that :) actually i have been studying.. im going to CONTINUE ;)

xxxx JEMBALEM 

SPRING a ding dingg

GUYS, I JUST READ HARRY'S POST, i hope you did.. because you should totally skip this and read it quickly then come back so YOU'RE IN THE SAME MOOD AS ME
her post put me in la best moood :) except i need a shower and i have to wash my hair and i have to be super duper quickkk :P
BUT ITS SPRING YAY WOOW :)
im sooo excited for the warmer weather and relaxing.. but guess what? i have to studyy :O
and like i never ever start early,i always leave it till sooo late.. but i'm actually going to
tonight. bam. i will study!
ah i hope i dooo :)

ANYWAY ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL WARM SPRING AIR TODAY THIS IS AMAZING
and if in fact.. it is Autum for you (sucked it) ENJOY THAT TOO <3
sorry there are no photos or anything
but also guess what? I CANT tell teh difference between my dreams and reality anymore..
DID i go to Luna Park last night?? well clearly no, but other things i cant even explain it..
ITS A LITTLE BIT WEIRDDOOO :)
but weirdo is the best o :P
OKAY
GREAT START TO THE DAY
SHOWERRR TIMEEE :)
xxxxx
JEM

Paradise

Hi y'all.. so i'm tired once again, but that definitely wont stop me  because i'm just so full of emotion right now. So first off.. i'm sick. Sick as a dick on a kebab stick.. AND I'M JUST SO TIRED but i don't want to spend this whole post giving off my negative energy to you wonderful people.. basically i wanted to celebrate over the fact that there's only 95 days until summer, but mourn over the fact that there's still 95 days til summer... if ya know what i mean? So, tomorrow when i wake up it will be Spring. Which makes me feel somewhat better about being almost 100 days til summer.. I HAVE TO THINK THE CUP IS HALF FULL NOT EMPTY. Sorry, what i meant to say was that when i wake up in spring it will make me feel better because it is one step closer to being summer. Kapeesh? Jesus christ i'm delirious. Anyway, i want to introduce you to my favourite place in the world.

It's called Coolendel. It's a camping ground. It's a giant field of grassy nothingness with giant lizards and kangaroos (how australian) and theres a river with rapids and you stay in there until you're frozen and then you go and warm up by the fire...

And then when it turns darker you go to the mudslide...

And then you get all sexy and muddy like my sexy muddy friends...

 

And then you walk back down to the river, mud and all...

And you have the most amazing swim of your life.. Getting all that wombat shit out of your wetsuit, hair and boobs is so liberating...

And then you take selfies which are really ugly but you love them anyway because they remind you of the amazing place it is..

And then you ride your bikes to the shower blocks and have a lovely chat with your gals while secretly being terrified of the bugs that are on your cubicle floor. And then you ride home to your trusty tent where you talk all night about the randomest shit but you get so caught up in it that you just fall in love with your meaningless conversations...

 And when its time to go home you never want to leave because of the amazing place it is. I love coolendel.. it's amazing. And the friends that i take always love it. In a place that is the complete opposite of where i live, it feels surprisingly like home. I'm really nostalgic right now... here are some photos to get you in the mood for summer. Sorry for being so weird this post, if you're one of the people i took to coolendel your probably like.. uhh? I make it sound like a dream.. but it is a dream to me. Goodnight everyone, have a peaceful sleep <3

Harriet

i miss you i miss you i miss you

GUYS, IM SORRRY
I MISS YOU ALL TOO MUCH
like wow,
holiday and harry are my life, and having a blog with them is like sharing a double bed
which is semi small, and because i kick and snore and sleep murmer, i said i would go into my room in my single bed.. BUT GUYS ITS SO COLD AND LONELY its going to take ages to get used to so im going to spend all day in our big bed and then justtt as im sooo tired i will sleepwalk to my bed so i dont have to be in there long by myself

DID THAT MAKE SENCE? I DUNO, DID IT? I DUNO THATS WHY I ASKED

 i wish you guys could relpy.. that would be sick of you..
I HAVE TO GO AND DO WORK, HOW LAME IS THAT
AND A SHOWER not so lame.. kinda tame.. or not ooer what am i implying I REALLY DON'T KNOW
anywayyy muma and papa bear are calling moi, but i will see you in the morning.. kidding i will be back later probz, i wont post again though.. just remeniss over our older posts..
sweet dreams :)
see you in the morning xxxxx

Hey hey its wed nes dayy

Hey guys,
so i post way too much..
and i have alot to say... ALL THE TIME
and one particular friend of mine (christina ramsayyy) wants me to post all this stuff i tell her about
BUTT thats not really what this blog is for, like in the most unharsh way its not just jem jem jem and her thoughts comeon.. thats stupid
SOOO
i might (im really scared) but set up a blog, dedicated for christina (Which will be really private)
so that i can blab all the blabby stuff that we dont want here, somewhere elsee..

I will still post on here, but hopefully that will limit me so i post as much as Holiday and Harry (who have been intimidating the shit out of me today!! ahaha)
ANYWAY i will see you soon (HAH thats funny, dont even know who you are)

LOTS LUVVV XXXXO JEM

DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY

Ok, well i am really excited right now!!!! this is my second ever post and I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CHICKENPOX!!!! FIST PUMP TO THAT!!!!

anyway, i really don't have that much to say. No dramas (or chickenpox :)!!!) or boy issues or family problems or new lifestyles or really deep and moving things or obsessions etc. yeah, my life is practically going with the flow and the flow is flowing pretty smoothly (touch wood) :)

i did cut my hair the other day though. like actually, cut my own hair. and now it doesn't all go up in a ponytail. so i guess next time i'll leave it to the professionals.... :)

but you know the days when you are just so HAPPY you want to turn into a shooting star and grant people wishes? well that is me right now!!!! the sun is out and i feel like a god!!! in winter i am a little poo and all i want to do is sleep and cry while i'm freezing my face off, but as soon as it gets warmer and the sun comes out and the flowers start to bloom i am a permanent smiley face

 ^ see? that is what i look like right now!!!!

I AM JUST SO HAPPY!!!!

it feels so weird, like coming out of hibernation. suddenly i feel alive!!! and HAPPY!!!

HAPPY is such a great word and honestly i have used it SO much recently it should be losing it's meaning but it DOESN'T because i am just SOOOOOO HAPPY :)

HAPPY

HAPPY

HAPPY

HAPPY

HAPPY

i just can't get enough!!

i feel so good!!! like, i have to wake up early in the morning for school and I LOVE LIFE!!! i have to do catch up work for everything i've missed and I LOVE LIFE!!! i listen to sad songs and laugh because WHY BE SAD WHEN YOU CAN BE HAPPY?????

so, i just basically wanted to spread the love and if you're still not convinced that you are fully HAPPY then here we are...

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

HOLIDAY XXXXXXXXXXXX :)