Hey there! Guess what? I'M EXTREMELY ANGRY RIGHT NOW. After a solid hour and a half of swim training, i was super keen to whip on the Snuggie and watch Top Model. So mum brings in the dinner and i'm really enjoying myself eating and lying down and watching the tv all at once, when unexpectedly, my cat comes out of nowhere and starts licking my rice. Not only is this wrong on so many levels, HE RUINED MY GOD DAMN DINNER. Cat, do you really expect me to eat my dinner after you've put your cat food smelling breath and saliva all over it? NO. And this got me thinking... there are just so many things that piss me off. So, naturally, i'm going to make a list about it to get it off my chest, because i'm just really angry.
50 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF:
1. That one person that follows you around everywhere
2. People that are good at everything
3. People that are pretty and good at everything
4. Fake people
5. Rude people
6. People that discriminate based on fashion choices or appearance
7. People that bitch about other people, then act all friendly towards that person
8. People that take your (or your mums) parking spot, when you clearly have the indicator on
9. People that wear crocs- you're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach so put some proper shoes on! (if you know where that quote is from i love you)
10. People that stare at me during class
11. People that make me feel uncomfortable in any way
12. People that look at my chest- I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE LOOKING, SLY DOG
13. The aroma of fake tan that always surrounds that one person
14. That one teacher that stares into your soul
15. People that text during class (JEM)- the teacher isn't retarded
16. When you ask someone for gum and they say they don't have any, when they clearly do
17. People that offer to read out loud in class and then stutter or can't read properly
18. People that joke about things that clearly aren't funny
19. People that don't appreciate Harry Potter.. seriously, who the fuck are you?
20. People that talk really loudly in the cinema
21. Those annoying people who are being really loud on those days where you just can't deal with anything
22. People who ask too many questions
23. People who don't understand sarcasm
24. Narcissists
25. Obnoxious people
26. Pretentious people
27. People that have disgustingly bad taste in music
28. When the teacher doesn't fully clean the whiteboard
29. When you see a couple walking together but they're not talking
30. When you have an ugly day or a bad hair day and you think... why me?
31. Extremely tall people who make you feel insignificant because of the height difference
32. People who low-ride or wear really baggy clothes
33. Grillz.. who invented these?
34. People that don't understand what you say the first time, so you have to repeat yourself
35. People that eat really healthily all the time
36. People who try to be alternative
37. People that try to throw something in the bin, miss, and walk away
38. When you try to find your shoes and only find one
39. Messy rooms
40. Cat food.. i hate it
41. People who eat Vegemite then breathe all over your face. I HATE YOU.
42. People who are so illiterate that you can't keep up a conversation with them
43. Bubblers that aren't pressurised enough
44. People who just don't understand you
45. Dry elbows
46. Body odour..
47. PE teachers that insist on killing you
48. People that are intentionally exclusive
49. People who think they're cooler than you
50. People that are actually cooler than you
Ahhh i feel so liberated right now. Thankyou for listening! Here's thumb man to cheer you up
Harriet
50 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF:
1. That one person that follows you around everywhere
2. People that are good at everything
3. People that are pretty and good at everything
4. Fake people
5. Rude people
6. People that discriminate based on fashion choices or appearance
7. People that bitch about other people, then act all friendly towards that person
8. People that take your (or your mums) parking spot, when you clearly have the indicator on
9. People that wear crocs- you're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach so put some proper shoes on! (if you know where that quote is from i love you)
10. People that stare at me during class
11. People that make me feel uncomfortable in any way
12. People that look at my chest- I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE LOOKING, SLY DOG
13. The aroma of fake tan that always surrounds that one person
14. That one teacher that stares into your soul
15. People that text during class (JEM)- the teacher isn't retarded
16. When you ask someone for gum and they say they don't have any, when they clearly do
17. People that offer to read out loud in class and then stutter or can't read properly
18. People that joke about things that clearly aren't funny
19. People that don't appreciate Harry Potter.. seriously, who the fuck are you?
20. People that talk really loudly in the cinema
21. Those annoying people who are being really loud on those days where you just can't deal with anything
22. People who ask too many questions
23. People who don't understand sarcasm
24. Narcissists
25. Obnoxious people
26. Pretentious people
27. People that have disgustingly bad taste in music
28. When the teacher doesn't fully clean the whiteboard
29. When you see a couple walking together but they're not talking
30. When you have an ugly day or a bad hair day and you think... why me?
31. Extremely tall people who make you feel insignificant because of the height difference
32. People who low-ride or wear really baggy clothes
33. Grillz.. who invented these?
34. People that don't understand what you say the first time, so you have to repeat yourself
35. People that eat really healthily all the time
36. People who try to be alternative
37. People that try to throw something in the bin, miss, and walk away
38. When you try to find your shoes and only find one
39. Messy rooms
40. Cat food.. i hate it
41. People who eat Vegemite then breathe all over your face. I HATE YOU.
42. People who are so illiterate that you can't keep up a conversation with them
43. Bubblers that aren't pressurised enough
44. People who just don't understand you
45. Dry elbows
46. Body odour..
47. PE teachers that insist on killing you
48. People that are intentionally exclusive
49. People who think they're cooler than you
50. People that are actually cooler than you
Ahhh i feel so liberated right now. Thankyou for listening! Here's thumb man to cheer you up
Harriet
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